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Old December 2nd, 2010
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Filled out an application today and when it said "In Case of Emergency Notify:" I said "Chuck Norris"... What the **** is my momma gonna do?!
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Chuck Norris got bit by a Cobra Today, after several hours of horrible pain the Cobra Died!!
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Filled out an application today and when it said "In Case of Emergency Notify:" I said "Chuck Norris"... What the **** is my momma gonna do?!
That's pretty funny.
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There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them do until he gets the information he wants.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
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Old December 2nd, 2010
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Chuck norris will make you dig your own grave and sit in it until you die


Chuck Norris Uses The iPhone 5



Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.



Chuck Norris gave birth to himself
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Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
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Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
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Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
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Chuck Norris is suprised that there are enough people still alive to tell these facts


The hardest known subsatance in the universe is Chuck Norris's



Chuck Norris's birthmark simply reads PAIN
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When Chuck Norris crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
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