Women Are Evil By Nature
*Women Are Evil By Nature...*
> * **A woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestured alluringly
> to the bartender who approached her immediately. She seductively **
> **signaled
> that he should bring his face closer to hers. As he did, she gently caressed
> his full beard. 'Are you the manager?' she asked, softly stroking his face
> with both hands. * *'Actually, no,' he replied. *
> *'Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him,' she said, running her
> hands beyond his beard and into his hair.
> 'I'm afraid I can't,' breathed the bartender.. 'Is there anything I can do?'
>
> 'Yes. I need you to give him a message,' she continued, running her
> forefinger across the bartender's lip and slyly popping a couple of her
> fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.
> 'What should I tell him?' the bartender managed to say.
> 'Tell him,' she whispered, 'There's no toilet paper, ** **hand soap , or
> paper towels in the ladies room.'*
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