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Old July 27th, 2010
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Default When a coonass says he's broke, HE'S BROKE!!!

When a coonass says he's broke, HE'S BROKE!!!


An out of work coonass oilfield hand answered a knock on the door oneday, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.
"Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in
high-powered vacuum cleaners."

"Go away!" said the unemployed oilfield hand. "I'm broke and haven't got any money!" and he proceeded to close the door.

Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open. "Don't be too hasty!" he said. "Not until you have at least seen my demonstration." And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto his hallway carpet. "If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, Sir, I will personally eat the remainder."

The unemployed oilfield hand stepped back and said, "Well let me get you a fork, 'cause they cut off my electricity this morning."
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LMAO get to eatin boy!
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lmfao now thats a good one
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Reminds me of when a vacuum salesman came to our house when we were growing up. He thought he was gonna get away with vacuuming a small spot to show off what the vacuum would do, only to find out later he wasn't leaving till he vacuumed the whole house. A pissed off salesman he was....
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