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Humor Is it Chuck Norris' Birthday Yet?

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Old April 29th, 2013
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Default Little Johnny

A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. For weeks the teacher asked, 'Johnny, what's your problem ?'

Every time Johnny answered, 'I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too !'

Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Johnny to the principal's office.

While Johnny waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed.

Johnny was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.

Principal : 'What is 3 x 3 ?'

Johnny : '9.'

Principal : 'What is 6 x 6 ?'

Johnny : '36.'

And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know.

The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, 'I think Johnny can go to the 3rd grade.'

Ms. Brooks says to the principal,' Let me ask him some questions.'

The principal and Johnny both agreed.

Ms. Brooks asks, 'What does a cow have four of that I have only two of ?'
Johnny, after a moment: 'Legs.'

Ms Brooks: 'What is in your pants that you have but I do not have ?'

The principal wondered why would she ask such a question !
Johnny replied : 'Pockets.'

Ms. Brooks : 'What does a dog do that a man steps into ?'

Johnny : 'Pants.'

Ms. Brooks : What starts with a C , ends with a T , is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid ?'

Johnny : ' Coconut.'

The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open.

Ms. Brooks :' What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky ?'

The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer, Johnny replied, 'Bubble gum.'

Ms. Brooks : 'What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs ?'

Johnny : 'Shake hands.'

The principal was trembling.

Ms. Brooks : 'What word starts with an 'F ' and ends in ' K ' that means a lot of heat and excitement ?'
Johnny : 'Firetruck.'

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher,' Put Johnny in the fifth-grade, I got the last seven questions wrong
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Ole johnny prettye sharp lol
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Funny stuff!
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LMAO.I did not expect that.
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That's a good one lol
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The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher,' Put Johnny in the fifth-grade,

I got the last seven questions wrong



SO DID I

LOL good one!
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