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Old January 17th, 2012
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Chuck Norris has counted to infinity TWICE!!!

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone, he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear rug in front of his fireplace. The bear is alive and just too scared to move.

A state trooper once pulled over Chuck Norris. The trooper was lucky to leave with ONLY a warning.

Chuck Norris once took on Superman and Bat man at once for a bet. The losers had to wear their underwear outside their pants.

A moccasin once bit Chuck Norris. It died 4 hours later.

Chuck Norris was actually a Passenger on the SS Minnow, but he refused to be lost.

Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as "You Know Who".

Actually, I don't get the whole "Chuck Norris is the end all" thing. If he was really that bad he would find me before I could finish typing this and slam my head into the kea;lskdjfl; ka;lksjd;lfkj al;skdjf;l ka;slkdjf;lak j;kvf
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Old January 17th, 2012
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Chuck Norris never sleeps, he waits.
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
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Old January 22nd, 2012
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Chuck Norris has no shadow. He destroyed it while shadow boxing.
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Chuck Norris ain't hung like a horse, a horse is hung like Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris has never taken a test, because no one questions Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number, you answer the wrong phone.

Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell Chuck Norris stories.

Some magicians can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.

Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter.

Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the sh!+ out of it!

Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience.

Chuck Norris can unscramble eggs.

Chuck Norris can eat soup with chopsticks.

Chuck Norris wears sun glasses to protect the sun from his eyes.

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

Chuck Norris can leave a message before the beep.

Fear of spiders is arachnophobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic.

Chuck Norris uses a stunt double for crying scenes.

Chuck Norris made a mistake once, it corrected itself.
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Old January 30th, 2012
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This is too funny. My sides are killing me
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Chuck Norris went to the virgin islands. When he came back, they were just called the islands.
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Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Chuck norris is the only person who can punch a cyclops in between the eyes

Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.

Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further.

Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.

The Kool-aid man once broke through Chuck Norris's wall and said "Ohhh No.".

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle

This thread is awesome everyone.
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There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.

Did you know Chuck Norris had a role in Star Wars……he was the force.

If you rate this 5 roundhouse kicks, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber’s ***.

Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn’t built up the courage to tell him yet.

Einstein and other scientists say the fastest a particle can move is the speed of light, Chuck Norris showed them all how stupid they were when he kicked them all in the face, Simultaneously!!

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